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    21 Jokes About Postgrad Life That Are Funny But Also Hurt A Little

    "Just you and your debt."

    Graduating college probably had you like:

    But there's a chance postgrad life has you like:

    So here are some tweets about it:

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    What post-grad actually looks like

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    My post grad life: **Replaces homework at Starbucks with online shopping at Starbucks**

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    Freshman 15 ain’t got nothing on the post-grad 45. Stay woke.

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    Me and my gals in college: yaaaas let’s drink this BAG of wine & go DAAAANCING Me and my gals now: Ok so what you are experiencing is repressed trauma and what im about to guide you through is called dialectical behavior therapy

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    Me in college: we should raise taxes and improve society somewhat Boomer: oh sure you say that now but wait until you're older and have a job Me older and with a job: overthrow capitalism now

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    For Halloween I’m being a slutty post grad who has work in the morning

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    Until that Post Grad depression hits you from every angle https://t.co/YPpbOMU9F4

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    me considering my many options post-grad https://t.co/OLuXbVoQ3i

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    things nobody tells you about post grad: you now have to figure out men’s ages by looking at their linkedin profiles and calculating how many years have passed since they finished college

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    i have no post grad plans so i am moving across the country for the next boy who is nice to me please hit my dms

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    me, in college: i can't wait until i graduate and never have to do anything last minute again! taxes: GUESS AGAIN PUNK

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    A visual representation of me thinking I was ready for life after college

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    me before & after college https://t.co/9fZrJZ65KR

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    me after college accepting the first job that hires me

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    It’s crazy after college you enter the real world. Just you and your debt. You’re all a loan

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    I have bad news about life AFTER college... https://t.co/UJ0ACIrPiK

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    Me: [after college graduation] I will leave the world a better place than I found it Me: [now] basically a hermit who only likes 4 people and laughs at their own jokes

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    Elementary: 👫👬👭👫👬👭 Highschool: 👫👬👭👫 College: 👫👬 After College: 🚶

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    during college i would go to the dining center to see n be seen by everyone i had a crush on and now i just go to trader joe’s

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    me leaving college with $12 in my savings account, a piece of paper but no job offer, liver damage and a box of 25 tshirts