Sure, 2023 Kinda Sucks, But These Photos Make Me So, So, So Happy To Be Living In The Present And Not The Past

They really tried to convince us all to use Lysol to clean out our vaginas.

In case you were wondering, the past was a wild time, from medical procedures, to beauty products, to inventions, and so on.

So, here's a trip down memory lane that makes me a little happy to be here in 2023. Please let me know if you agree!

1. These vintage syringes that look nothing short of painful:

Old syringes

2. This "swimming mask" that I'm guessing was used before the invention of SPF:

A person in a swimming mask

3. This device that was allegedly used to prevent masturbation:

An anti-masturbation device on someone's finger

4. This vintage Lysol bottle that includes instructions for douching, aka putting it into your vagina:

Lysol

5. These nurses with psychiatric patients mummified in cold wet linen, which was thought to have a "sedative" effect:

People mummified as nurses look on

6. This old bottle of cough syrup complete with alcohol, cannabis, and chloroform as its main ingredients:

Cold Treatment Cough Syrup

7. This absolutely horrific description of the effect lobotomies had on some patients:

"In some instances, the best that can be done for the family is to return the patient to them in an innocuous state, a veritable household pet."

8. This advertisement for ASTHMA CIGARETTES:

Asthma cigarette advertisement

9. These nurses testing gas masks on babies in the 1940s:

Nurses testing gas masks on babies

10. This 1900s patent for an oscillating bathtub:

A patent for an oscillating bathtub

11. This WWI radiology nurse head-to-toe in protective gear:

A person in an old hazmat suit

12. This "tranquilizing chair" which seems anything but tranquil:

A rendering of someone tied to a chair

13. This plague doctor I'll now see every time I close my eyes at night:

A plague doctor

14. This nose-shaping device that was offered as an alternative to a nose job:

A woman fastening a nose-shaping device

15. And this newspaper article about human legs growing weaker:

"Doctor says human legs growing weak"

H/T: r/oddlyterrifying and r/TheWayWeWere