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    Updated on Jul 21, 2020. Posted on Jan 6, 2020

    25 Jokes About Olive Garden That Prove It's A Very Special Place

    "My compliments to the microwave."

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    at olive garden like “my compliments to the microwave”

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    got yelled at by a jealous gf on the b train because i was helping her bf read the subway map so they can get to Times Square ma’am you are going to the Times Square Olive Garden for dinner i want nothing to do with this relationship

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    Me greeting the hostess at Olive Garden

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    me after eating 46 breadsticks at olive garden https://t.co/QmW3JpTcTg

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    imagine being a 200 year old shark. 200 years old, not doin shit swimming the ocean never been to Olive Garden

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    Imagine the lawyer for Olive Garden opening their briefcase in court and a never ending supply of breadsticks cascades to the floor causing the courtroom to erupt in laughter while the judge is yelling “order”

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    Buddy was hittin that Olive Garden “tell me when” https://t.co/5g8OucQF3L

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    was just banned for life from every single Olive Garden after attempting to see just how “endless” the breadsticks really were. After 14 hours of nothing but breadstick consumption I was promptly escorted out by police. They can’t keep getting away with this.

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    saying "let's have sex" - crass - nobody likes it - unoriginal saying "I want to put unlimited bread sticks in your Olive Garden" - poetic - everyone likes Olive Garden - I wrote it so it has the Kellen Seal of Sexual Approval

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    me: [ordering my eighth basket of breadsticks] the olive garden waitress: https://t.co/237ArXTFs9

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    My Olive Garden breadstick looking at my waiter add cheese to my salad

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    keep liking my pics on facebook and we’re gonna end up at olive garden

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    me at 1 day pregnant: the baby wants olive garden

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    I ordered the Olive Garden “Bottomless Salad Bowl,” and it led me to Narnia.

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    Olive Garden Waiter: "would you like parmesan?" Me: "yes" Waiter: "just say when" Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Waiter: "pls"

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    Olive garden waitress: ... Lil Nas X: lemme get uhh Grilled panini, Dont forget zucchini, Im about to throw up, gimme one more martini, I Alfredo fettuccine, Make it extra creamy, Bring the free breadsticks or ill turn into a meanie, I

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    if i were on death row i would simply demand endless pasta from olive garden as my last meal and i would therefore live forever

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    [at olive garden] waiter: welcome to the garden, what’ll it be me: olives waiter: ok

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    Is your child texting about @olivegarden? Here’s a quick guide to find out: OG: Olive Garden LMAO: love me an olive LOL: lots of lasagna ROFL: ravioli or flavorful linguine BRB: breadsticks rock, bro WTF: where’s the fettuccine STFU: some tiramisu for us

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    When your server at Olive Garden tells you to say “when” on the grated parmesan cheese. https://t.co/yWk1PiRIvT

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    olive garden is italian applebees. there is no way to explain it other than that. you know it makes sense. admit it

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    White People Pull Up To Olive Garden With A Boat Attached To Their Trailer.

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    I like to eat at Olive Garden by myself and when the hostess says "dining alone tonight?" I say "No because when you're here you're family Ha Ha Ha" never gets a laugh but that's showbiz baby

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