Calling Women "Females," And 15 Other Gross Things Men Said In Their Dating App Bios

"You'll probably friend-zone me."

1. This "nice guy" whose bio is just one big mess:

Really hope this is a joke but I’m not surprised if it isn’t from niceguys

2. This "nice guy" who totally isn't bitter at all about getting blocked:

You expected someone to find this attractive? from niceguys

3. This "nice guy" who thinks offensive body shaming will really work in his favor:

never have i ever seen a backpedal in one sentence. from niceguys

4. This "nice guy" who thinks women are "stupid as fuck":

Couldn’t believe my eyes when this man showed up from niceguys

5. This "nice guy" who calls women "females" 🤮:

Do you think he ever wonders why no one matches him? from niceguys

6. This "nice guy" who clearly doesn't hate women AT ALL:

Found on a dating site. Why create a profile when you hate women so much? from niceguys

7. This "nice guy" who DEFINITELY WON'T (will) treat you like shit:

What a tinder bio! 🦆 from niceguys

8. This "nice guy" who won't go to therapy, but probably should:

Wondering if this Tinder bio has ever worked for him… from niceguys

9. This "nice guy" who managed to fit so much cringe into  three to five sentences:

Does he think his tinder bio is a DM to his ex, or from niceguys

10. This "nice guy" who saved the best (worst) for last:

I've gone to school with this guy since we were in Kindergarten. He was always an asshole to me as we grew up. I'm 23 now and I found that he liked me on Tinder? Couldn't help but screenshot and post his bio... from niceguys

11. This "nice guy" who thinks he's incel Edgar Allen Poe or something:

how do you write this and think it’s ok to put in your tinder bio from niceguys

12. This nice guy who really, truly does not get it:

This is my first tinder bio nice guy find from niceguys

13. This "nice guy" who threw himself a giant pity party right there in his bio:

A Very Nice OkCupid Bio from niceguys

14. This "nice guy" who still believes in the "friend zone" (barf):

What a nice bio... from niceguys

15. And finally, this "nice guy" who's just a "gentleman" looking for "big boobs":

Didn’t even have to match with him (Tinder) from niceguys

H/T: r/niceguys