Somehow, we've officially made it to 2023. Time is a cruel and unrelenting mistress.
And as with every new year, there's a whole new crop of New Year's resolutions about bettering ourselves, improving our lives, blah blah blah.
But luckily, over on Twitter, people have a VERY different approach. Feel free to add any and all of these hilarious resolutions to your own list.*
*And be sure to follow these Twitter users for a better, funnier timeline in 2023.
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my new years resolution will be to sin more
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my only resolution for the new year is to become her
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"what's your New Year resolution for 2023?" me:
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my new year’s resolution is to be gayer, thank you
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here is my new year's resolution
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my new year’s resolution for 2023 is to be as unbothered as florence pugh was at the venice film festival
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my new years resolution is to drink more and be more annoying at parties
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my new year's resolution is to continue being a silly motherfucking goose
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My New Years resolution is being a bigger hater
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“What’s your New Years resolution for 2023?” 🤩🤩 Me:
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Aah unfortunately my New Year’s resolution is to be a huge bitch to everyone! I’m so sorry!
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new year's resolutions: - fuck it we ball - fuck it we ball - fuck it we ball - fuck it we ball - fuck it we ball - fuck it we ball - fuck it we ball - fuck it we ball - fuck it we ball - fuck it we ball - fuck it we ball - fuck it we ball - fuck it we ball - fuck it we ball
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my new year’s resolution is to show a little more tasteful buttcrack
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Me telling my bestie my New Year's resolution My bestie:
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my New Year’s resolution is to rot less
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The only 2023 goal you need ✨
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if you haven’t come up with a new years resolution by now, then unfortunately yours has automatically defaulted to “talk with a dracula voice.” sorry but rules are rules
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me: my new years resolution is to wake up earlier and be productive me new years day: