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    18 Jokes About Job Hunting That Prove It's Actually The Worst

    Entry-level job postings be like...

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    Day 1 of job hunting: CEO of google sounds about right, I won't settle Day 58 of job hunting: Ima apply to be a shopping cart at Walmart

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    Me lying on my resume to get a job https://t.co/PQ95vKdUaz

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    This is me after uploading my resume but then being asked to put in my work history. https://t.co/NuH2REb6Wg

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    me on my resume: im friendly, outgoing, and have a bright, bubbly personality! me at the interview:

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    ENTRY LEVEL JOB OPENING: Hiring recent college grads REQUIREMENTS: 5 years of experience, 6 Olympic gold medals, and superpowers.

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    Grabbing my resume from the work printer

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    Asking "how's the job hunt going?" Is a lot like asking "did you cum?" I promise you, you'd hear if there was any success

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    Me saying Me showing “Eat the up for a job rich” and interview at being a a corporation Marxist so I won’t die on Twitter: of starvation:

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    You ain’t never been on the job hunt heavy if you ain’t never ended up at a Vector knives job interview 😭

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    To those job hunting, dye your hair a little grey so they think you have experience.

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    When entry level positions require extensive prior experience:

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    Job Applications B Like “ Wyd If You See Tim Crying “ Bitch Ima Keep Working Fuck Tim

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    When "entry level jobs" require 5 years of experience.

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    Job applications nowadays are like: "We're looking for someone aged 22-26 with 30 years experience"

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    interviewer: can you explain this 5 year gap on your resume me: i was vibing interviewer: really? me: ya literally just vibing interviewer: [under breath] that’s dope as hell

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    my resume watching me put “hardworking and motivated” on it

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    FUCKKK I JUST APPLIED FOR A JOB AND ACCIDENTALLY UPLOADED THIS INSTEAD OF MY RESUME

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