Tell Your Mom Apologies, But These 16 Jokes About Mom Behavior Are Literally Her In A Nutshell And You Just Had To Laugh
"my mom is always like “when I was your age I had two difficult teenagers and a husband who was never home and worked full-time and was in night school and I NEVER complained!”and I’m just like wow ok maybe you like.…..should have?!?!?" —@ElyKreimendahl
Mother's Day may have been three days ago (and I nearly forgot yet again!!! Sorry, mom) but that doesn't mean we can't appreciate and lightly roast our dear mothers for being some of the funniest, wildest, and absolute mom-est humans on this dying planet we call home. Here are some tweets about it:
*And don't forget to follow every last one of these tweeters for a better, funnier timeline!
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when i was 12 i really wanted to go to a vampire weekend concert and my mom was like “a whole weekend of vampires? doesnt sound appropriate for a girl your age” and then i showed her a music video and she was like “oh they remind me of the wiggles. ok u can go.”
— 🪲🦂🪳🦗🦑🦐🐌🦇🐇🐀🐚🪸 (@ravepuppy_) December 13, 2022
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my mom and i after fighting all week: pic.twitter.com/eLaeWCnDR3
— virgobaby (@maybeeevirgo) May 16, 2023
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my mom is always like “when I was your age I had two difficult teenagers and a husband who was never home and worked full-time and was in night school and I NEVER complained!”and I’m just like wow ok maybe you like.…..should have?!?!?
— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) January 25, 2022
4.
*me telling my mom a secret*
— 𝓐𝓭𝓭𝓲𝓼𝓸𝓷 🥀 (@AddiTweetie) May 17, 2023
my mom the next day: pic.twitter.com/hQoZxXobBm
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my mom is like. biologically incapable of remembering what the last of us is called. so far she has referred to it as the two of us, the few of us, the best of us, and the worst of us.
— ronan 🌻 lawyer enjoyer (@routezeros) January 31, 2023
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I woke up at 3:30am to take my mom to the airport, she wanted to leave the house at 4am…..that’s what she told me……so why am I seeing her car leave the driveway at 3:48am. pic.twitter.com/5Oom2euN9U
— Joshua Neal (@joshuaneall) May 12, 2023
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my mom is a lawyer and when i was like 13 we got in an argument and she accidentally called me "your honour". never really came back from that one.
— Katie Martin (@katiedimartin) May 3, 2023
8.
My mom was always right this phone has ruined my life😭
— Hehehe (@shutupyarr) May 16, 2023
9.
Nobody
— Mr.AHENKORAH🧍🇺🇸 (@_mrahenkorah) May 15, 2023
Me and my mom in the kitchen gossiping about dad's family. pic.twitter.com/5r1GOP32W8
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my mom would force us to go on hikes when i was a kid and would give us “awards” at the end depending on how we acted and one time she awarded me, “biggest complainer ever,” and it turned out that i was really sick and she made me on a very long hike in 100° heat
— slutty mcbongwater🪡😷 (@themaggieshow_) May 11, 2023
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i told my mom pass by mcdonald’s WHY SHE DEADASS DROVE PASSED IT
— dolly (@pradalordmysoul) May 14, 2023
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told my mom I was going to the beach in Prague and she sent me this pic.twitter.com/cmM6TLSTiZ
— stella (@yoonogy) May 10, 2023
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My parents are on streaming services you have never heard of. My mom will call me and say we just watched “The Beefbutter Mysteries.” It’s on PineCone TV. https://t.co/93xK2zTsWa
— 7/11 Truther (@DaveMcNamee3000) May 10, 2023
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My mom in the family Groupchat at 6am: pic.twitter.com/5Y0GOw7Fss
— Lovergirl Challiebear (@challxn) May 15, 2023
Text message: Everyone!!! Create a CODE WORD within you family. AI will only get worse!!!!!
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When my mom starts doing the chores she told me to do 15 minutes ago- pic.twitter.com/0fL88Dy7qt
— reeenenene (@Areenyyyy) May 15, 2023
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me when my mom starts being rude to the person that's just trying to do their job pic.twitter.com/SBkmVQ4VNg
— Usman Tariq (@koi_takleef) May 14, 2023