Note: While this post is meant to poke a little harmless fun at Dry January, it does not make light of substance abuse or alcoholism.
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It's the first week of 2023, which means "Dry January" is officially in full swing.
What is Dry January? It basically means you go the entire first month of the year (31 days) without drinking any alcohol, and it can be kind of a challenge because, well...
Luckily, we have Twitter to help make it a little less painful. Whether you're participating in Dry January or not, please enjoy these tweets:
And make sure to follow these Twitter users so your timeline in 2023 is better and funnier than 2022.
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It’s always dry January when you have eczema
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dry January means nothing to me, I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions, I’ve made some of my worst life choices on Tazo green tea
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Me leaving the liquor store knowing I’m doing dry January
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So dry January means no posting thirst traps for a month, right? 🤔
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instead of dry January I’m doing why January. it’s where I stand in the middle of the street and scream WHY GOD WHY????????????
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12 hrs into Dry January .
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Was thinking about doing Dry January but I am once again delayed in the Vegas airport
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I’m doing dry January (there’s a 5 week gap between payment and I simply can’t afford to leave my house besides go to work)
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I’m doing dry January but added red wine to my chilli recipe and had a swig without thinking
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I’m doing Dry January! I’ll still be drinking—but more of my jokes will be delivered without any emotion
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I need to do dry January but for crying
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Dry lips, dry skin, dry phone, dry bank account, dry sex life. Dry January is in full swing
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doing dry january except for whenever im in the mood for a drink
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Doing Dry January but just for my vagina
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excited to start damp January (similar to dry January but a few wet spells in between)
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Fuck dry January. Celebrate wet January instead by giving her an orgasm or more daily.
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“If we're doing dry January can we still do shrooms?” “We're saying no to alcohol not drugs.”
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dry january