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Most People Wouldn't Eat These 16 Foods Before Having Sex — Would You?

Delicious, but deadly.

If you've ever done the deed, you know it takes plenty of physical activity and can sometimes work up quite a sweat.

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And with that in mind, I feel like there are certain foods you probably shouldn't eat before you do the naked tango.

The other day I invited a guy over to have sex and he was like “I can’t I’m eating cheesecake” and I was like “what about after” and he was like “I’m going to be full from eating all my cheesecake”

But, IDK, what do you think?! Would you eat these foods before having hooking up?

  1. Would you pregame your tryst with a light salad?

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  1. What about an extra creamy ice cream sundae?

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  1. Would you still be down to clown after a slice of avocado toast?

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  1. Would you polish off this loaded turkey sandwich before some sexy time?

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  1. How about an entire steak and crispy baked potato?

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  1. Could you polish off this double cheeseburger with fries and still perform?

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  1. How about a decedent, gooey, chocolate lava cake?

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  1. Would you eat a literal pound of Mexican food and then jump straight into bed to do the nasty?

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  1. Do you think you could eat this entire rack of rips before getting frisky?

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  1. Would you gobble down these extra spicy hot wings — no utensils — before having the sex?

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  1. Would you have some extra garlicky spaghetti and meatballs with a side of garlic bread before putting your mouth in all the places?

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  1. Would you eat a whole bunch of deep dish pizza before having sex?

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  1. How about some chili with extra — and I mean EXTRA — beans?

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  1. Would you sacrifice your breath for a giant blooming onion?

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  1. Could you finish some cheesy lasagna before doing the deed?

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  1. And finally, would you eat this delicious cheesecake before having sex?

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