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    20 Climate Change Jokes That'll Make You Laugh Because They're 100% True

    "Not using plastic straws is the thoughts and prayers of climate change."


    You: I grind every day, working 400 hours a week in my 20s so I can build for wealth in my 40s. You can keep making excuses if you want but all it takes is some hard work to- The climate crisis: Are you in the right headspace to receive some information that might hurt you


    FaceApp: Here’s what you’ll look like in 50 years Climate change:


    DJ: throw ur hands in the air like u just don't care Me: *cupping my hands to make a megaphone* SORRY BUT I DO CARE ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE DJ: *stops music* guys she’s right


    when i said “i got the horses in the back” it was in reference to reversing the ongoing climate change, water pollution, and catastrophic political climate we are witnessing in these trying times.


    me becoming a renewable energy source to combat climate change


    Just found out we got 18 months to save the planet before climate change becomes irreversible


    By the age of 22 you should have: •had 2 existential crises •known you can get free chick fil a by filling out the survey on the receipt •impending anxiety about climate change •a mild adderall addiction •experienced crippling loneliness & insecurity due to dating apps


    maybe jesus isnt coming and we've neglected warnings from scientists about climate change for over 30 years


    if it weren’t for that iceberg sinking the titanic we never would have gotten the movie that launched leonardo into stardom no wonder he’s so passionate about climate change he owes icebergs his whole career


    us: what’re we doing about climate change government:


    THANKSGIVING GAME: nobody gets pie until you go around the table & everyone has to say "climate change is real"


    having a job is weird because we’re in the middle of a major extinction event




    do I really need this degree if the earth is dying in 12 years?


    Them: OMG snow in unusual parts of Arizona??? This hardly ever happens, what a miracle! The Earth: [literally dying] haha yeah dude, miracle for sure


    not using plastic straws is the thoughts and prayers of climate change


    Please make all films 90 minutes or less, earth is dying, thank you. 100min if you bribe me.


    Bees are dying and the ice caps are melting so confess ur love now


    At age 23, Oprah was fired from her first reporting job At age 30, Harrison Ford was a carpenter Morgan Freeman landed his first major movie role at age 52 They all had time Because climate change wasn't as pressing an issue for their generation You? Probably no time.