17 Celebrity House Tour Moments That Made Me Cry Sad Little Peasant Tears
Please, PLEASE let me move in.
When Zedd literally walked into the wrong room in his mega mansion because there were too many rooms and doors to keep track of:
When Kendall Jenner casually showed off the $2 million James Turrell art piece just chillin' in her entryway.
When Nicole Scherzinger revealed her super-plushy home theater, complete with lights on the stairs and GIANT velvet couches:
When Shay Mitchell kicked things off by showing us her crystal chandelier, which weighs the same as a small elephant:
When Jessica Alba's $10 million mansion included a backyard that stretched into another dimension:
When Naomi Campbell's villa in Kenya had not one, not two, not three, but FOUR pools:
When Serena Williams' house had a whole-ass art gallery, complete with a side room dedicated to her trophies.
When Big Sean showed us his basement and there was a full-on nightclub down there:
When Scott Disick revealed that he watches TV in bed using a 12-foot projector screen that automatically drops from the ceiling:
When Adam Levine & Behati Prinsloo each had their own closet the size of my apartment:
When Bretman Rock's beauty room was basically a mini Sephora:
When Troye Sivan's bedroom was in its own cozy tower:
When Hilary Duff showed off her son's room, aka a multi-story jungle gym:
When Maria Sharapova's basement was a literal bowling alley:
When Neil Patrick Harris had a parlor bar straight out of a speakeasy, complete with "turn-of-the-century monkeys":
When Chelsea Handler indulged by installing a personal steam room in her bathroom, complete with special sauna suits:
And finally, when Cara Delevingne had the imagination and the funds to install an actual, functioning VAGINA TUNNEL in her home:
Shoutout to Architectural Digest for always keeping me humble and reminding me how the other half lives!!! 🙃
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