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    Who Said It: Franz Kafka Or Pitchfork's Jayson Greene?

    Franz Kafka was a 20th century German Modernist who wrote about anxiety and bureaucracy. Jayson Greene is a 21st century music critic who largely writes about rap and celebrity culture. In his review of Kanye West's The Life of Pablo, however, Greene bridged into one of Kafka's favorite realms — the absurd! Can you tell if the following lines come from a Kafka short story or Greene's The Life of Pablo review?