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Which Male Non-Distance Runner Are You?

It's time to find out which Male Non-Distance you are!

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  1. What are you doing on a Friday night

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    Resting before a meet
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    Going out and getting schwasted
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    binge sleeping
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    getting fucked up but most importantly staying safe
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    Blacking the fuck out
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    Throwing shit against a wall absolutely piss drunk (the bagel story is a killer)
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    recovering from Thursday night
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    praying I don't spontaneously have to run a 4x4 the next day
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    Drinking.....a general amount
  2. What is your choice of drink?

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    BEER! Or a fancy scotch
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    chocolate milk till the casket drops
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    green apple ciroc- celebrate success
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    Grape soda, you think I drink alcohol UNDER AGE?
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    Craft beers, because I'm a fucking loser
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    anything that contains alcohol
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    beer, strawberry lemonade svedka?
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    Shots of fireball
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    Four lokos!
  3. you wake up 10 minutes before class, what do you do?

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    Take my ass right back to sleep
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    Jump out of bed and sprint to class
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    try again tomorrow
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    go back to sleep for 9 minutes then leisurely stroll into class.
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    Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
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    Haul my ass there because I'm a borderline weenie
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    I don't school good
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    *squidward meme where he just shuts the blinds*
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    go to class
  4. if you could have a superpower, what would it be?

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    telepathy
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    to hold my breath for like an hour so I can just chill underwater
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    mind control
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    Invisibility
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    Ability to have people actually like me
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    time travel
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    Animal echolocation
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    Stop time
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    Mind reading
  5. what is your spirit animal?

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    Honey badger
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    A smol pupper
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    manatee
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    Monkey
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    Penguin
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    A sloth
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    DJ Khaled
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    okapi
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    a bear (teddy or grizzly)
  6. what is your biggest pet peeve?

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    stupid people
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    laziness
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    being sober
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    People who walk too damn slow
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    People breathing my air
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    loud chewers
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    hypocrites
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    When they keep saying "like"
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    Bad texters
  7. what do you look for in a woman?

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    A sense of humor
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    Beautiful eyes
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    LIPS & can take a joke as well as dish one out
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    funny and athletic and a pretty face
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    She gotta be thiqqqqq with no personality
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    Long, tan and handsome
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    holes.
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    Long Island/NY trash
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    confident, sense of humor, athletic
  8. what kind of music do you like?

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    everything but heavy metal and edm (unless I'm drunk)
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    music that would make you think I'm a raging stoner
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    bluegrass music
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    Everything and country during the summer
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    Mongolian throat music
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    rap/hip hop throwbacks
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    ANYTHING but country.
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    Everything including (very little) country
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    R&B and hip hop (none of that young folk stuff though)
  9. what is your favorite food?

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    Cheesesteak quesadilla
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    Ramen
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    penne vodka
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    chicken parm
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    Sheppard's Pie
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    Fried Chicken
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    chocolate chip pancakes
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    yes
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    meat
  10. where are we most likely to find you at?

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    everywhere and nowhere all at once
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    at my son's little league game yelling at the other dads that their kid is trash
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    the village
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    GQ or basically anywhere not my room (thanks roomie)
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    In the backyard doing dad things
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    GQ/Light Lounge
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    chatting up them distance girls
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    GQ or LSC
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    The gym or the village
  11. favorite spongebob quote?

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    Idk...spongebob is foolish
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    "We did it Patrick! We saved the city!!"
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    "people talk loud when they want to act smart, right? CORRECT"
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    "is mayonnaise an instrument"
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    Don't worry captain, we'll buff out those scratches
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    "Whoever's the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on *trombone noises*"
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    "don't you have to be stupid somewhere else? Not until 4"
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    the part where spongebob and Patrick are escaping the perfume department and the giant hand lifts up Patrick's gas mask and straight gasses him out with the perfume
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    iiiiiiiimmmmmmmaaaaaaggggggiiiiiinnnnnnaaaaattttttiiiiiiooooooonnnnnn
  12. if you could travel anywhere where would it be?

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    Israel
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    ayeee la bella Roma con i paesani!
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    ur moms house
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    Switzerland
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    into your DMs, gurl
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    Rome, Italy
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    London
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    Venice, Italy
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    The amazon forest
  13. what is your favorite meme?

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    Mike Bessette
    Mike Bessette
  14. what is your favorite tv show?

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    Breaking bad
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    The Flash
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    how I met your mother
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    Parks and Rec
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    Drake and Josh
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    Naruto
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    South Park
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    rick and morty
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    Scrubs
  15. what is your catchphrase?

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    heyoooo!!!!!!!
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    I want to die
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    that's bad for business
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    "That's some grade A ass"
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    I'm just tryna sell out my funeral
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    "what's cooler than being cool"
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    bruh
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    Puns are my catchphrase
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    Just the tip
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