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ARE YOU A SCHWEEM OR ARE YOU A FUCK (BOY/GIRL) AT HEART!?

The original scale may have been based on first impressions, but this quiz will tell you who you really are on the inside. NO SHAME

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  1. How often do you go out?

    Never
    Once in a blue moon
    All the time / DRUNK AF
    Sometimes but I'm probably not drunk / lightly buzzed
    I'm all about having a good time, but sometimes you got to stay in
  2. How many articles of clothing do you have with the American flag on it?

    None
    That one piece I wear on fourth of July
    I always have a full outfit ready for the fourth of July
    I LOVE AMERICA SO I HAVE EVERYTHING FROM THE HAT DOWN TO THE SOCKS
    A few t-shirts
  3. How often do you read?

    Only for class
    I read playboy
    I read at least one book for day
    Never
    I may read one or two a week
  4. How many crop tops/ muscle tees do you own?

    I LIVE AND BREATHE IN CROP TOPS/MUSCLE TEES
    I would never own one of those
    I have them, but I never really wear them
    I have a good bit and I wear them every now and then.
    I own a variety but only wear them to parties
  5. Fill in the blank: Make America _____ again!

    GREAT!
    ...better
    safe
    what it once was
    the place that it was meant to be
  6. What's your motive at a party?

    To have a good time and hang out with my friends
    To dance my ass off and potentially meet people
    TO FUCK
    I don't go out
    I was forced to go out
  7. How kinky are you?

    What's a kink?
    I'm willing to try everything within reason
    Vanilla all the way
    I go all the way
    I have some fetishes
  8. How many vineyard vines/patagonia/southern ties/ lululemons/ J Crew / Polo (...you get the picture) do you own?

    Everything I wear is from one of those brands
    I have a couple and I wear them once in a while
    I may have one that I pull out once in a blue
    None
    Only if my mother bought me it
  9. How many hookups have you had in college?

    None
    One
    3-6
    6-10
    10+
  10. How do you define a hook up?

    ALL THE WAY
    Not sex but everything else
    A nice make out sesh
    A kiss
    A date with your dream girl/boy
  11. What counts as cheating?

    Admiring from a distance
    If you act on it, I'm out
    Just the tip
    Nothing as long as no one finds out
    Flirting with other people
  12. Have you ever sent a booty call text?

    Every thursday, friday, and saturday night (and sometimes tuesday)
    On the weekends
    Once in a while
    Do you mean butt dial?
    I would never do that
  13. How fast do you reply to a text?

    I reply once I see it
    Depends on who I'm with
    I may see the text message, but I may wait a while to respond on purpose
    It may take me a minute to make a thoughtful response
    Immediately
  14. Do your friends forget what guy/girl you're taking about?

    All...the...time
    Wait...sometimes I forget
    It may have happened once or twice
    Never
    There's only one for me
  15. How many dating apps have you used?

    Not Applicable
    Christianmingle.com
    Only Tinder
    I may have a couple
    Every single app that is of existence
  16. What's on your snapchat story?

    Selfie, gym selfie, cup selfie, club selfie
    Partying with a girl/boy
    Hanging out with friends
    I don't use snapchat
    I just watch stories I never post them
  17. Preferred form of messaging

    Sliding into them DMs
    Snapchat Msg
    Text
    Maybe email...maybe facebook messenger
    I don't msg..just face to face
  18. How many times a week do you call your parents?

    Only when I need money
    Not unless they call me
    Maybe once every few days
    Once a day
    Twice to three times a day
  19. How many Spongebob quotes can you come up with right at this moment?

    I have one for every occasion
    I know every single one right
    I wasn't allowed to watch SpongeBob as a kid
    It's on in the background...
    I don't have time for TV...I'm too busy fucking
  20. And finally...choose an emoji that best represents you

ARE YOU A SCHWEEM OR ARE YOU A FUCK (BOY/GIRL) AT HEART!?

You got: SCHWEEM

Congratulations! You are the person that everyone wants to take home to their parents. You are more focused on your goals in life rather than partying. When you speak to a group of people, they tend to saw awe after you speak because you say the nicest things all the time.

SCHWEEM
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You got: ALMOST SCHWEEM

You are almost the most innocent person in the room, but there are a few things that make you go crazy once in a while. You try to live up to your parents' expectations but sometimes you let peer pressure get in the way.

ALMOST SCHWEEM
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You got: THE PERFECT BALANCE

Congrats! You are the perfect mix of fuck boy and schweem. Sometimes you have your innocent days--you can be focused and a hardworker--while other days you can go and have fun and make a fool of yourself.

THE PERFECT BALANCE
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You got: ALMOST FUCK PERSON

You are out to have the most fun, wild experience possible. You text and snapchat multiple people, but would not cross certain lines. Sometimes you get into trouble, but you always try to repair the damage afterwards. When you get drunk, you make questionable decisions. But at the end of the day, you're down to get down.

ALMOST FUCK PERSON
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You got: COMPLETE FUCK PERSON

You always text hey with more than one y, your most common emojis are ????, and you KNOW you are god's gift to humanity. You have slid into countless dms, your Instagram story is full of selfies from the gym and parties, and you use snapchat to its TRUE FULL POTENTIAL ? You own only preppy brands and are constantly on the prowl for your next conquest. (P.S. Hey, DTF?)

COMPLETE FUCK PERSON
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