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ARE YOU A SCHWEEM OR ARE YOU A FUCK (BOY/GIRL) AT HEART!?

The original scale may have been based on first impressions, but this quiz will tell you who you really are on the inside. NO SHAME

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  1. How often do you go out?

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    Never
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    Once in a blue moon
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    All the time / DRUNK AF
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    Sometimes but I'm probably not drunk / lightly buzzed
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    I'm all about having a good time, but sometimes you got to stay in
  2. How many articles of clothing do you have with the American flag on it?

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    None
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    That one piece I wear on fourth of July
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    I always have a full outfit ready for the fourth of July
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    I LOVE AMERICA SO I HAVE EVERYTHING FROM THE HAT DOWN TO THE SOCKS
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    A few t-shirts
  3. How often do you read?

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    Only for class
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    I read playboy
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    I read at least one book for day
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    Never
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    I may read one or two a week
  4. How many crop tops/ muscle tees do you own?

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    I LIVE AND BREATHE IN CROP TOPS/MUSCLE TEES
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    I would never own one of those
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    I have them, but I never really wear them
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    I have a good bit and I wear them every now and then.
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    I own a variety but only wear them to parties
  5. Fill in the blank: Make America _____ again!

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    GREAT!
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    ...better
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    safe
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    what it once was
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    the place that it was meant to be
  6. What's your motive at a party?

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    To have a good time and hang out with my friends
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    To dance my ass off and potentially meet people
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    TO FUCK
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    I don't go out
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    I was forced to go out
  7. How kinky are you?

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    What's a kink?
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    I'm willing to try everything within reason
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    Vanilla all the way
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    I go all the way
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    I have some fetishes
  8. How many vineyard vines/patagonia/southern ties/ lululemons/ J Crew / Polo (...you get the picture) do you own?

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    Everything I wear is from one of those brands
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    I have a couple and I wear them once in a while
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    I may have one that I pull out once in a blue
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    None
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    Only if my mother bought me it
  9. How many hookups have you had in college?

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    None
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    One
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    3-6
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    6-10
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    10+
  10. How do you define a hook up?

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    ALL THE WAY
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    Not sex but everything else
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    A nice make out sesh
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    A kiss
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    A date with your dream girl/boy
  11. What counts as cheating?

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    Admiring from a distance
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    If you act on it, I'm out
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    Just the tip
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    Nothing as long as no one finds out
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    Flirting with other people
  12. Have you ever sent a booty call text?

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    Every thursday, friday, and saturday night (and sometimes tuesday)
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    On the weekends
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    Once in a while
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    Do you mean butt dial?
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    I would never do that
  13. How fast do you reply to a text?

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    I reply once I see it
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    Depends on who I'm with
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    I may see the text message, but I may wait a while to respond on purpose
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    It may take me a minute to make a thoughtful response
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    Immediately
  14. Do your friends forget what guy/girl you're taking about?

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    All...the...time
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    Wait...sometimes I forget
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    It may have happened once or twice
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    Never
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    There's only one for me
  15. How many dating apps have you used?

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    Not Applicable
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    Christianmingle.com
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    Only Tinder
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    I may have a couple
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    Every single app that is of existence
  16. What's on your snapchat story?

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    Selfie, gym selfie, cup selfie, club selfie
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    Partying with a girl/boy
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    Hanging out with friends
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    I don't use snapchat
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    I just watch stories I never post them
  17. Preferred form of messaging

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    Sliding into them DMs
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    Snapchat Msg
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    Text
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    Maybe email...maybe facebook messenger
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    I don't msg..just face to face
  18. How many times a week do you call your parents?

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    Only when I need money
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    Not unless they call me
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    Maybe once every few days
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    Once a day
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    Twice to three times a day
  19. How many Spongebob quotes can you come up with right at this moment?

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    I have one for every occasion
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    I know every single one right
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    I wasn't allowed to watch SpongeBob as a kid
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    It's on in the background...
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    I don't have time for TV...I'm too busy fucking
  20. And finally...choose an emoji that best represents you

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