1.
This guy, who needs to keep his mummy out of this entire exchange.
2.
This guy, who doesn't know what a hint is.
3.
Anyone who falls asleep on the keypad while typing their description.
4.
This next-level tease.
5.
Anyone who needs to use caps lock to make an impression.
6.
This guy, who needs a little more hope in his life. And a new optician.
7.
This guy, who should really have held on to the "L-word" a little bit longer.
9.
This guy, who is making all the wrong jokes and using all the wrong metaphors.
10.
This guy who needs new friends. And a new phone.
11.
This guy, whose bio should just have been, "I love lists. I love video games."
12.
This guy, who's way too picky with who he gives his strawberry to.
