21 Things Overheard At The Alt J Concert In Bengaluru

    "I'm a female rebel." –Every guy in the crowd.

    1. "Is that alt-J?"

    2. "Heyyy! You took a plane to Bangalore?"

    3. "Dude, is there heavy checking at the entrance? I have some stash in my sock."

    4. "That's Parvaaz, man. You don't know Parvaaz? I love Parvaaz."

    5. "Is THAT alt-J?"

    6. "Oh, riiiiiight! I've heard that one song by them."

    7. "Guys, we MUST do a Bhangra Mexican Wave during Taro."

    8. "How can they do Bhangra yaar? Do they even know what the song is about?"

    9. "I just hope it doesn't rain too much, man."

    10. "Is THAT alt-J?"

    11. "HOLY SHIT IT'S ALT J."

    12. "Hey dude, please put your camera down."

    13. "Hey dude, please put your hand triangle down."

    14. "Hey dude, please put your human down."

    15. "I'm a female rebel." –Every guy in the crowd.

    16. "Why do they keep spelling stuff out?"

    17. "Dude, I've never heard this song before. But it's awesome!"

    18. "Please play Breezeblocks. Please play Breezeblocks. OMFG THEY'RE PLAYING BREEZEBLOCKS."

    19. "PLEASE DON'T GO, PLEASE DON'T GO, I LOVE YOU SO, I LOVE YOU SO." –Every single person in the crowd.

    20. "Fuck. I'm. High. Motherfucker. I'm. So. Fucking. High."

    21. "Thank God it didn't rain too much, man."