1. On mom's golden rule.

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2. On leaving the country.

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3. On sharing.

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4. On breaking stereotypes.

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5. On inebriation.

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6. On disappointment.

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7. On every manager at any Indian restaurant.

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8. On vacationing double standards.

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9. On dry cleaning.

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10. On North Indians.

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11. On keeping the house clean.

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12. On shopping with his girlfriend.

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13. On Mumbai's friendliness.

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14. On friendship.

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15. And on life.

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For more amazingly on-point Kennyisms, watch his stand-up comedy on his YouTube channel.