15 Things That Marwaris Are Tired Of Hearing
Try thinking outside the daal-baati.
"On a scale of one to Marwari, how kanjoos are you, really?"
"Ohhhhh, wait! Does your family own that sweet shop just round the corner?"
"Hey, when you're older, are you going to join your family business too?"
"No? Hmmm. Guess you want to be your own baniya."
"Do Marwari women always wear a dupatta on their heads?"
"But is it true that they wear a ghagra choli to every party you guys throw?"
"And do you guys only serve gatte ki sabzi as your choice of party food?"
"No? Oh, I know! Daal baati!"
"By the way, do you put ghee in your food, or food in your ghee?"
"Is the excess hing in all your food the root cause of a lot of burping?"
"Hey, wait. You can't be Marwari. Where'd you keep your token pot belly?"
"And don't tell me you don't have paan??????"
"How are you 21 and not married yet?"
"I mean, what does your joint family have to say about that?"
"Wait, are you just Gujarati or something?"
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