17 Things That Happen To People Who Zone Out Too Much

    Admit it: you're wary of cracking jokes, because you'll forget the punchline by the time you get there.

    1. You take the train and you find yourself doing this much too often.

    2. You catch the last few words of a conversation and then try to put the pieces together by yourself.

    3. You sing a lyric from a song you can't remember, and spend all day trying to find it.

    4. You never pay attention when someone's giving you instructions, and then you just have to go with it.

    5. You get late for a party because you get too carried away watching YouTube videos.

    6. You have marvellous ideas about life in the shower, but forget them as soon as you're out.

    7. You drift off when the other person's talking on a date and end up saying something like this.

    8. You go out to the store to buy something, forget what it was, and end up buying something else.

    9. It takes you a good minute or two to realize that someone's making fun of you.

    10. You spend most of your time during an exam thinking about something else.

    11. Your warm beverages are never warm by the time you drink them, as you often forget they exist.

    12. You keep flipping back while reading, because you stopped paying attention three pages ago.

    13. Your friends stop binge watching TV shows with you, because you keep asking for a rewind.

    14. You're wary of telling jokes, because you forget the punchline by the time you get there.

    15. You read someone's text message and forget to reply for ages.

    16. You end up making plans with six people in one night, and forget about all of them.

    17. You always mean to do something productive but you keep ending up here, on BuzzFeed.