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10 Struggles Every Indian With A Pottymouth Can Relate To

"TU BHI HAS RAHA THA NA?!"

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1. When some careless schmuck spills your perfectly concocted cup of chai.

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"BHEN KI CHUT TUMHAARI."

2. When that rude rickshawallah refuses to take you home and you treat everyone to an unwanted round of verbal diarrhoea.

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"CUNT."

3. When you get home after sweating it out in traffic and you stub your toe on your ignorant bed.

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"FUCKING BASTARD."

4. When that deceitful little coworker does some chugli about you behind your back.

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"GET READY FOR A BROKEN FUCKING ARM."

5. When you're taking a casual stroll and some persistent nitwit shoves a flyer into your hand.

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"FUCK OFF, MATE."

6. When you're (IL)LEGALLY downloading the latest Bollywood tracks and the internet bitches out on you.

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"MAA KI CHUT."

7. When that opportunistic punk on the local train grabs a seat you were eyeing for the last ten minutes.

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"FUCK YOU, MARLON."

8. When you're doing a group project and that one lazy guy takes an almighty tatti on all your efforts.

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"MAA CHOD RAHA HAI BHEN KA LAUDA."

9. When you get a cool new mooch and some uncouth passerby giggles at your immaculate sense of style.

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"TU BHI HAS RAHA THA NA?"

10. And finally, when some complete ignoramus accuses you of being an incorrigible potty-mouth.

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Like, you don't even know what you're fuckin' talking about, bro.