3.
The one who's just there for #Diwali.
4.
The person who makes a face at your paltry baksheesh.
5.
The people who give you blessings instead of cash when you touch their feet.
6.
The cracker-happy jerkface.
7.
The early morning cracker-happy jerkface.
8.
The gigantic 10,000 firecracker ladi jerkface.
10.
The house which basically looks like the sun.
13.
The "I hate Diwali so much" guy.