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Never Forget The Time Shah Rukh Khan Sported That Wack-Ass Mullet In "Koyla"

Feeling so mul-let down right now.

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Shah Rukh Khan is a trendy chap. The dude's been setting trends left, right and centre for over 20 years now.

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BUT HOLD UP. Let's rewind the years back a bit, when King Khan starred in 1997 action-thriller Koyla.

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Great movie, intriguing plot, realistic depiction of coal etc... BUT WAIT!! WHAT'S THIS??!!!

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THE TRENDIEST MAN IN BOLLYWOOD SPORTING A GODDAMN MULLET?!!?!? MY EYEESSSSSSS.

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WHY IS THIS DISGRACEFUL MULLET NOT CATCHING FIRE????!!!?!?

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DON'T KISS THAT PALM, MADHURI. DON'T ENCOURAGE THIS. MAKE HIM WEAR A FUCKING BEANIE.

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Here's why mullets are a blasted abomination, according to leading mullet experts Plague Of The Mullet.

Always refreshing to hear an objective opinion.
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Always refreshing to hear an objective opinion.

It's not even a cool-looking mullet, because THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A COOL-LOOKING MULLET.

Quit gettin' pissy bro you know it looks like shit.
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Quit gettin' pissy bro you know it looks like shit.

The mullet-meter doesn't start with "good" and end with "bad", it starts with "bad" and ends with "GET THIS MULLET OUT MY HOUSE WHERE MY SHEARS AT".

And this mullet falls right in between the two.

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Over the years, many well-known individuals have sported these terrifying tresses, and strangely continue to do so even today...

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But SRK TOO?! </3

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The only solace I can find is that with each passing day, we are one day further from that time Bollywood's biggest trendsetter sported this wack-ass mullet.

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Never again, King Khan. NEVER. AGAIN.

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