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15 Times Sexpert Mahinder Watsa Was The King Of Sass

"Why would you want to do bhangra with your penis?"

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For the uninitiated, Dr. Mahinder Watsa is a 90-year-old sexologist, who is famous for his columns in various Indian publications.

He has a daily column in leading newspapers, where he replies to sex related queries which are sent to him by readers.
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He has a daily column in leading newspapers, where he replies to sex related queries which are sent to him by readers.

More importantly, he is known for his hilariously sarcastic responses to the most bizarre questions that Indians have about sex.

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Click to reveal some of Dr. Watsa's choicest retorts to the most ridiculous questions he has received:

1. "To prevent pregnancy, my girlfriend and I bought an i-pill. But in the heat of the moment, I popped it instead of her. Can it cause complications?"

2. "How will a child born from a mix of semen samples of a black man, white man, an Indian and Chinese turn out?"

3. "I have heard that regular application of semen can make the skin smooth and clear. Is this true?

4. "I’ve heard acidic substances can prevent pregnancy. Can I pour a few drops of lemon into my girlfriend’s vagina after intercourse?"

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5. "My friend feels that her breasts are getting larger because of masturbation. Is this possible?"

6. "I have a fetish for women moaning in pleasure while having sex. Even when I masturbate, I make moaning sounds in a girly voice. Is this normal?

7. "My penis is 14cm long and 4cm thick. My friends say it is too long to enter a vagina. What should I do?

8. "I was oscillating my penis while masturbating. I heard a snap, but experienced no pain. Have I fractured my penis?

9. "I’ve heard a lizard’s tail grows back when cut. I was curious if the same holds true for my penis."

10. "Is it safe if the penis is kept in the vagina when sleeping?

11. "If a man and a woman masturbate at the same time, thinking about sex, can it lead to pregnancy?"

12. "Many times, I have tried to give a blowjob to myself but failed. Is there any way I could succeed?

13. "It gives me pleasure to insert a banana into my vagina during masturbation. Will it cause harm?

14. "I have a small penis. My astrologer has advised me to pull it every day for 15 minutes while reciting a shloka. What should I do?

15. "I have a goat. Her name is Ramila. I have been thinking about how it would feel to make love to her. Is this normal?"

Dr. Mahinder Watsa, you are the undisputed king of sass.

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