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11 Indian Headlines That Demand An Explanation

Reporting is all about sticking to the facts.

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1. We now know that aliens are, in fact, NOT lactose intolerant.

Translation: Do aliens drink cow's milk?
Twitter: @Antaryami_GoGo

Translation: Do aliens drink cow's milk?

2. Let's hope they take Himesh instead of our cows.

Translation: The aliens are keeping an eye on Himesh.
naadspeaks.blogspot.in

Translation: The aliens are keeping an eye on Himesh.

3. James Rodriguez now uses this line whenever he's introducing himself to someone.

4. What did poor Chris Gayle do?

Translation: Bloody sixer.
Twitter: @iSoumyashish

Translation: Bloody sixer.

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5. Two people lost their lives in this accident. Hope the car isn't too badly knocked up.

6. Raúl. Naam toh suna hoga.

7. Next headline: barph pighal gaya.

Translation: Snow fell in Delhi.Today, a guy in Delhi was carrying ice on a cycle, when the carrier came loose and the ice fell.
India TV

Translation: Snow fell in Delhi.

Today, a guy in Delhi was carrying ice on a cycle, when the carrier came loose and the ice fell.

8. This is heartbreaking, but take solace in the fact that this guy now has more samosas than he expected. Score.

Translation: Woman sends husband to buy samosas, elopes with lover.
myindiapictures.com

Translation: Woman sends husband to buy samosas, elopes with lover.

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9. Pity. Obama was doing so well.

Translation: Obama takes a bullet to the head.
achal-anupam.blogspot.in

Translation: Obama takes a bullet to the head.

10. Someone needs to get on this story and see if the bull has calmed his shit.

Translation: Bull is out of control.
youtube.com

Translation: Bull is out of control.

11. And I'm pretty sure Madhuri can be waxed at the parlour.