1. The "I'm in First Class so go fuck yourself" dick.
2. The "I will ride my air bicycle in the aisle if I want to" dick.
3. The "I forgot to wear clothing" dick.
4. The "I'm ready for my close-up" dick.
5. The "I need to air out my sweaty shoes in an enclosed cabin" dick.
6. The "I can't follow simple instructions" dick.
7. The "Of course the airplane floor is a perfect crib for my baby" dick.
8. The "I don't give a shit who has to clean up my newspaper hoard" dick.
9. The "I really can't be bothered to flush the toilet" dick.
10. The "I don't care if people eat off of these things" dick.
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