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13 Die Hard Quotes Used In Everyday Situations

All hail, John McLane. Sometimes a Hans Gruber type pops into your life and the only possible response is something from a movie that came out 25 years ago.

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Do Not Disturb

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"You called me 15 times, left 12 voicemails and texted me 40 more times? I didn't get that message. Maybe you should've put it on the bulletin board."

Foot Cramps

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"Someone told me to make a fist with your toes and my foot cramped up for a half hour. When I'm able to walk again, I'm going to punch them in the throat."

Stupid Questions

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"I see a ton of smoke and firetrucks and several firemen and flames coming out the windows. Is the building on fire?"

Insincerity

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"I should look both ways before crossing the street? Thanks for the advice, pal."

Driving

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"My Mom is coming to pick us up. Great, there's her car. Who's driving this car, Stevie Wonder?"

Pirates

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"Swab the decks. Swab the decks. Swab the decks. Jesus! That's what my captain keeps telling me."

Parking

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"I can park where I want 'cause I'm a New York cop."

Eating

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"I just ate 7 plates of Thanksgiving dinner and now I'm sweating turkey juice in the sauna. Now I know what a TV dinner feels like."

Regret

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"I haven't roller skated in 10 years. Shouldn't be a problem. Oh, God. Please don't let me die."

Shopping

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"No, I always go clothes shopping without my wife. I really like those sequined shirts."

Party Etiquette

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"Welcome to the party, pal. Did you bring beer? No? Okay, see you later."

Tradegy

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"A sinkhole opened and my home was swallowed by the earth. I am so sorry the resulting explosion shattered your glass window. Seriously, who gives a shit about glass?"

Travel

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Sorry, but I couldn't come up with any possible reason that anyone would ever have a need to say, "But, all things being equal, I'd rather be in Philadelphia."

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