6. Chuck E Cheese Cheesy Chicken Nuggets
“Here’s the plan! We’ll take our rodent mascot and have him shill these poor chickens that have been torn apart and combined into these tiny breaded nuggets, then we’ll inject this ‘cheese’ in them. You can’t see me, but I just did air-quotes around cheese. Children will kill to eat these.”
- At least 10 people, including the gunman, are dead after a shooting at a mall in Munich, Germany.