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13 Reasons You're Absolutely Useless Without The Internet

As if you didn't know already. Come now, wayward internet users — log in once to Shaw Go WiFi, and you'll never have to log in again.

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1. You've forgotten how to eat without a screen.

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Evidence A: the crumbs in your keyboard.

2. You've made more friends online than IRL.

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You've Skyped, so you know it's real.

3. You've solved simple math by Googling the answer.

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The Order of Operations starts with Google.

4. Instead of getting some fresh air, you refresh your Tumblr dashboard.

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Cinemagraphs are almost like being outside.

5. When visiting a new place, you only have one thing on your mind.

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Never forget (your WiFi password).

6. It's been years since you used a real-life dictionary...

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Don't pretend you don't sing the alphabet song in your head.

7. ...or touched the phone book.

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Unless it's for a good reason.

8. You're utterly helpless without turn-by-turn navigation.

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Be honest, do you know which way north is?

9. Your productivity drops to zero when Gmail is down.

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"Gmail is temporarily unavailable? Me too."

10. You've taken breaks from the internet, but don't know what else to do.

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So you stop taking them.

11. You don't know the exact date of your best friend's birthday...

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Thanks, Facebook.

12. ...or even their phone number.

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Siri, where are you??

13. Let's face it: You're much better at online dating than IRL dating.

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