Was walking my dogs and saw some dude in the distance on all fours, eating grass. Usually my dogs bark at anyone passing by, but they stayed silent this time. When I passed by the grass guy, he barked at me.
I don't care what y'all say, I don't care if it's cheap because Essence's princess lash mascara is my favorite mascara ever. I always get the products from the back anyway.
We had a substitute in 3rd grade who was genuinely nice and loved chatting with the students. Somehow, the convo turned to horror movies and she rambled on and on about how much she loves Friday the 13th. At one point, she actually put the movie on for us. 3RD GRADERS. She skipped…Â
When I was a child my hair was straight but thick. Once I hit puberty, it suddenly turned extremely poofy and fizzy. I neglected the heck out of it and only made it look like a dirty mop. Today, my 2b waves look better but I still need more improvement.
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You probably didn't even know it, but you'd love to have sex in low gravity at least once in your lifetime. But for now swinging beds and sex swings will cut it.
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