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24 Irritations Every Australian Living Abroad Can Relate To

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1. You’ve become accustomed to repeating yourself at least three times per conversation.

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2. Perfect strangers subject to their enthusiastic (read: awkwardly bad) renditions of your accent, whether you like it or not.

3. And they invariably think they’re the first person to have ever done this.

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4. Because you’re not an asshole, you don’t have the heart to tell them their accent sounded more like a half-British pug dog on acid.

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5. The age-old request to “say something in Australian!” will never cease to stump you.

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6. When you do go, the person will pretty much always tell you it’s “the most hilarious thing ever.”

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7. Or, worse still, that it's "SO cute!”

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8. Wait staff have conniptions when you order “wa-dah” instead of “water.”

9. People think it’s totally okay to shriek “throw a shrimp on the barbie!” at you for no apparent reason.

10. Then you feel culturally obligated to explain that “shrimp” are actually called “prawns” in Australia.

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11. And that you mostly just barbecue fucking sausages anyway.

12. Actually, people think it’s perfectly okay to shriek all kinds of things at you because you have an accent.

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13. Like, “CONVICT!”

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14. Followed by, “A DINGO ATE MY BABY!”

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15. Of course this is inherently creepy, but you don’t have the heart to tell them that.

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16. So your default reaction is to let them believe they nailed it.

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17. Also, there ARE more shocking issues in the world than the fact that you say "BAHS-il" and they say "BAY-sil," you know.

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18. You've developed a special ability to lose your accent for important phone calls with your cable company.

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19. People tend to think you’re a human parrot with an open request line.

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20. Because of this, you've recited the words “g'day mate” and “crikey” so many times it hurts.

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21. People love to ask you, with great sensitivity, about the non-existent tension between Australians and New Zealanders.

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22. You're forever thanking people for their heartfelt sympathies, to you personally, over Steve Irwin's death.

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23. You’ve lost count of the number of times you’ve explained that nobody truly drinks Fosters beer on purpose.

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24. But at this point, you are so beyond irritated that anything will do… so you’ll take a six-pack, please.

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