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Yeah, I know you haven't heard of it.
Yeah, well, you couldn't get in anyway.
Yes, I am aware.
Uh, obviously. I went to one of their games once, and saw a whole touchdown!
Well, I'm a great writer, and have excellent problem solving skills, and I can recite the opening paragraph of A Tale of Two Cities, so... I DON'T FRIGGIN KNOW.
Well if your dorms were like palaces, you would have, too.
Seriously, my studio art class was more time consuming than my organic chemistry class. And yes, I took both.
Nope. Didn't have any.
Didn't anyone teach you it's rude to talk about money? Oh right, of course not, you were too busy learning practical skills.
Well, yes, when there're only 12 students the professor notices your absence.
I study, therefore I am.
We watched and analyzed movies, asshole.
Did you even go to college?
Ok, sure we had carnivals and fro-yo machines and puppies to pet for de-stressing, but we worked really hard!!
Would you like to look at my resume?
NO! NO! A million times no! I only spent my entire junior year of high school studying for the SATs, but sure, it's a community college.
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