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24 Things We Should All Just Stop Saying After Breakups

If you say something about fish in the sea one more damn time...

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5. "This is the time in your life where you're SUPPOSED to be single!"

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We didn’t know there was a designated you-need-to-be-single time. But, wow, did that work out well!

6. "People are going to be banging down your door the second they find out you're single."

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Well they may change their mind when they see us lying in bed, cradling a box of tissues, and wearing the same pajamas we have for the past week.

7. "OMG, they changed their relationship status AND profile picture on Facebook!?"

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Really? And how's their dog doing? What about their third cousin, twice removed? Please tell all.


12. "Remember that one time, you told me they did that thing that made you want to kill them. Yeah, just think of that."


13. "One day you're going to look back and be mad at yourself for spending this much time on them."

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OK, so you’re trying to make us feel bad about being sad... so we’re not sad anymore? Might want to re-think that strategy.


21. "Don't worry, you'll be back together in no time!"

We forgot to mention, we were being sarcastic about the whole "you being a psychic" part.

But, OK, if you're looking for something actual helpful to say, here are a few options:

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Remember, you're stronger than you think. ❤️ ❤️ ❤️


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