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24 Things We Should All Just Stop Saying After Breakups

If you say something about fish in the sea one more damn time...

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5. "This is the time in your life where you're SUPPOSED to be single!"

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We didn’t know there was a designated you-need-to-be-single time. But, wow, did that work out well!

6. "People are going to be banging down your door the second they find out you're single."

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Well they may change their mind when they see us lying in bed, cradling a box of tissues, and wearing the same pajamas we have for the past week.

7. "OMG, they changed their relationship status AND profile picture on Facebook!?"

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Really? And how's their dog doing? What about their third cousin, twice removed? Please tell all.

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12. "Remember that one time, you told me they did that thing that made you want to kill them. Yeah, just think of that."

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13. "One day you're going to look back and be mad at yourself for spending this much time on them."

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OK, so you’re trying to make us feel bad about being sad... so we’re not sad anymore? Might want to re-think that strategy.

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21. "Don't worry, you'll be back together in no time!"

We forgot to mention, we were being sarcastic about the whole "you being a psychic" part.

But, OK, if you're looking for something actual helpful to say, here are a few options:

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Remember, you're stronger than you think. ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

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