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24 Things We Should All Just Stop Saying After Breakups

If you say something about fish in the sea one more damn time...

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6. "People are going to be banging down your door the second they find out you're single."

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Well they may change their mind when they see us lying in bed, cradling a box of tissues, and wearing the same pajamas we have for the past week.


13. "One day you're going to look back and be mad at yourself for spending this much time on them."

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OK, so you’re trying to make us feel bad about being sad... so we’re not sad anymore? Might want to re-think that strategy.


21. "Don't worry, you'll be back together in no time!"

We forgot to mention, we were being sarcastic about the whole "you being a psychic" part.