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29 Faces You'll Immediately Recognize If You've Ever Been To The Gyno

It's all fun and games until a speculum is shoved up your vagina.

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1. When you walk into the waiting room and you're surrounded by every single pregnant woman and their spouse:

I just want to make sure my vagina is G and get outta here people.
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I just want to make sure my vagina is G and get outta here people.

2. And they hand you a list of 50 forms to fill out before you can sit down:

3. When they finally come out and say "the doctor is ready to see you:"

4. When they ask how long it's been since your last period:

How am I supposed to remember the exact date of the last time I bled out of my vagina. Wait... was it that long ago? AM I PREGNANT?
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How am I supposed to remember the exact date of the last time I bled out of my vagina. Wait... was it that long ago? AM I PREGNANT?

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5. When they ask if you've been taking your birth control regularly:

6. And if you're currently sexually active:

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7. When they ask you how many partners you've had:

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8. And when they just assume all those people are male:

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9. When they ask you how many alcoholic beverages you consume in a week:

Not really sure how that's relevant to my vagina, but OK let's get counting.
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Not really sure how that's relevant to my vagina, but OK let's get counting.

10. When the nurse hands you two sheets of paper that you're supposed to change in to:

Wait... where's the rest of it?
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Wait... where's the rest of it?

11. When you strip down to your birthday suit and it's below freezing in the office:

12. When you're awkwardly lying there. Naked. On the table. Waiting for the doctor:

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13. When the gynecologist comes in all cheery like they're not about to get to second base with you:

Don't act like you're not about to see my vagina. Because you and I both know that's what you're here to do, OK?
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Don't act like you're not about to see my vagina. Because you and I both know that's what you're here to do, OK?

14. When you have to awkwardly scoot your ass down to the end of the table:

15. When they try to make small talk about what you do for a living and what you've been up to recently as though they're not just staring into your vagina:

16. When, out of the blue, you remember you haven't trimmed down there in like a month:

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17. When they apply an excessive amount of lube to the speculum before they get down to business:

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18. When they tell you to relax but you can't stop clenching in preparation:

19. When they tell you not to worry, you're only going to feel some "slight" pressure:

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20. And then they go for it. They really go for it:

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21. When the tools they're putting in all your nooks and crannies are cold AF:

22. When they do the colon cancer screening:

Oh OK you're going there.
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Oh OK you're going there.

23. When you forget they need to check your boobs and you didn't take care of those stray nipple hairs:

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24. And then they cop a good, solid feel:

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25. When the gynecologist and their assistant are whispering to each other — while staring at your vagina — and you have no clue what they're saying:

26. When the doctor says you have a great looking cervix:

27. When the gynecologist is finally done and leaves the room:

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28. When they tell you that you won't be getting your results for a week or two:

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29. And when you finally get dressed to leave...and you can still feel that damn lube.

NOPE.
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NOPE.