Health·Posted on Feb 8, 2018Literally Just 27 Jokes About Trying To Be Healthy"Buying a salad is all fun and games until you have to eat it."by Shannon RosenbergBuzzFeed News ReporterLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. 2. DaddyJew @DaddyJew I'll have a salad but on top of a burger with cheese "So you want a cheeseburger?" Yes but when you bring it to me say here's your salad 06:49 PM - 26 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. View this photo on Instagram 8. 9. 10. Joel @joeljeffrey My first workout back at the gym was great... I did 15 mins of cardio, 10 mins on the defibrillator, and then 3 days in the hospital. 01:16 PM - 18 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. 12. 13. Just Gwen @msgwenl Nutrition question: how many Skittles equal one serving of fruit? 07:59 PM - 30 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. 15. Randi Lawson @RandiLawson I would be mad at myself for blowing $60 at Whole Foods, but I did get 4 things so 12:02 AM - 01 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. 17. 18. Spencer Robinson @13spencer Sit-ups are the best exercise because they include the most lying down. 12:15 PM - 27 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Ramsay Merbert @JustinFurano I guess I prefer Subway because they make me feel like I'm making the healthy decision when I order a loaf of bread with 18 meatballs on it. 02:30 PM - 13 Feb 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Joanna Borns @robotics Buying a salad is all fun and games until you have to eat it. 08:27 PM - 05 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. 22. View this post on 23. Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman Thing I Counted As Exercise Today: Going to exchange a sweater but forgetting the sweater, then eating a burrito and going home. 07:34 PM - 10 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. 25. View this photo on Instagram 26. 27.