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19 Things You'll Always Miss If You Used To Be An Athlete

Wait, what do you mean I need to work out, eat, and sleep without my teammates? No, thanks.

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1. Always having your best friends around to do things with you.

What do you mean I have to work out, eat, and sleep by myself? I refuse.


3. Having someone who always forces you to work out, even when you don't want to.

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It was a lot easier to work out everyday when one of your many coaches was always threatening to bench you.

6. Carb-loading dinners.

Spaghetti, mac and cheese, lasagna, and a side of mashed potatoes covered in gravy, please.


9. Sporting badass battle wounds year-round.

You never thought you'd miss the welts, turf burns, and bruises that came with playing a sport. But for some reason life just doesn't feel the same without them.

10. Being able to use 'I have practice' as an excuse for everything.

It worked every time.

11. Getting ridiculous amounts of free gear that you then lived in for the next year.

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The good ol' days when Christmas came in December AND at the beginning of every season.


13. Having immediate access to an athletic trainer who treated and diagnosed EVERYTHING.

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What happens if I pull a muscle? If I twist my ankle? How am I supposed to do this on my own!?

15. And knowing that being overly aggressive was a GOOD thing.

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Being overly competitive and aggressive was great as an athlete. But now it just gets you banned from your company's dodgeball team and family board game nights.

16. When all "worrying about the future" entailed was thinking about how you were going to win this year's championship.

Life was a lot simpler when you didn't have to worry about getting a job, paying your rent, or coming up with a five-year plan.


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