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Updated on Sep 16, 2019. Posted on Apr 8, 2017

Here's How Most People Masturbate

It's an art, tbh.

  1. 1. How often do you masturbate?

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1. How often do you masturbate?
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    Once a day
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    More than once a day
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    A few times per week
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    A few times per month
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    A few times per year
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    Never
  1. 2. How do you get yourself aroused while masturbating?

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2. How do you get yourself aroused while masturbating?
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    Watching porn
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    Reading books/fanfic
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    Sexting
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    Listening to music
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    Thinking of a specific memory
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    Watching TV/movie scenes
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    I just go for it
  1. 3. How long do you usually masturbate for?

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3. How long do you usually masturbate for?
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    Less than a minute
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    1 to 3 minutes
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    4 to 10 minutes
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    20 minutes
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    Like, an hour
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    Over an hour
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    It's an all-day type of thing
  1. 4. Do you try to drag out your masturbating?

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4. Do you try to drag out your masturbating?
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    Nope, I keep it short and sweet.
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    Yes, I hold off for as long as possible.
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    It depends on how much time I have.
  1. 5. Do you like to masturbate while having sex?

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5. Do you like to masturbate while having sex?
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    Yes, I can't enjoy sex without it.
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    Every now and then.
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    Nope, I never masturbate during sex.
  1. 6. Do you prefer masturbating to having sex?

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6. Do you prefer masturbating to having sex?
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    Absolutely not — sex is always better.
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    Yes, I always find masturbating better.
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    Eh, sometimes (if the sex is really bad or the masturbation game is really good)
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    The two are equally amazing — don't make me pick.
  1. 7. Do you ever masturbate using sex toys?

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7. Do you ever masturbate using sex toys?
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    Yes, always.
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    Sometimes, if I have one on me.
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    I'd like to, but I've never bought one.
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    No, I've never used one.
  1. 8. Have you ever masturbated using food?

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8. Have you ever masturbated using food?
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    Yep, pretty regularly actually.
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    Only in dire circumstances.
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    Nope, absolutely not.
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    No, but I've thought about it.
  1. 9. How about a piece of furniture?

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9. How about a piece of furniture?
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    Yep, regularly actually.
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    Maybe once or twice.
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    Nope, absolutely not.
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    Nah...but now I want to.
  1. 10. How about something that vibrates but is not meant for masturbation?

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10. How about something that vibrates but is not meant for masturbation?
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    Yes, I've used multiple things.
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    Maybe once or twice.
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    Nope, never done that.
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    Nope, but I've definitely thought about it.
  1. 11. Have you ever masturbated when you were sad?

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11. Have you ever masturbated when you were sad?
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    Heck yes, masturbating is my go-to mood booster.
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    Nope, that's the last thing I want to do when I'm sad.
  1. 12. Or when you were really stressed out?

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12. Or when you were really stressed out?
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    Come on, obviously.
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    No, how does one do that?
  1. 13. How about when you were sick?

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13. How about when you were sick?
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    Sure, it helps!
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    Nope, never even thought about that.
  1. 14. Do you orgasm when you masturbate?

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14. Do you orgasm when you masturbate?
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    Every. single. time.
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    Sometimes, but it's not a must for me.
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    Nope, I never orgasm during masturbation.
  1. 15. Where's your favorite place to masturbate?

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15. Where's your favorite place to masturbate?
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    In my bed
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    In the shower
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    On the couch
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    At work
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    In a car
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    At someone else's house
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    Somewhere that's probably illegal tbh
  1. 16. Have you ever had sex and then gone and masturbated afterward?

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16. Have you ever had sex and then gone and masturbated afterward?
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    Yes, all the time.
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    Yes, but only if I didn't orgasm.
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    No, I've never done that.
  1. 17. Do you have a specific fantasy that you go to every time you masturbate?

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17. Do you have a specific fantasy that you go to every time you masturbate?
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    Yes, there's only one that always works for me.
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    Yes, but I have a few that I rotate through.
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    Nope, no sexual fantasies.
  1. 18. Can you masturbate if there are people around?

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18. Can you masturbate if there are people around?
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    Yes, as long as they can't see/hear me.
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    Yes, I prefer it if people are around.
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    No, if I hear people around I'm too nervous and can't do it.