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Coming up with A+ excuses for why you have to bail on plans.
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Resourcefully making a bed out of whatever materials are at your disposal.
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Using the ~athleisure look~ to basically wear glorified PJs all day.
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Finding innovative ways to hide the dark circles under your eyes.
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Being able to fall asleep within a few minutes of starting any show or movie.
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Making it look like you're awake and listening while at work/in class, when you're actually stealthily sleeping.
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Planning your schedule perfectly so you can achieve optimal nap time.
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Keeping a constant supply of caffeine on you no matter where you go.
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But also drinking multiple cups of coffee and somehow still managing to feel tired afterward.
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Pressing the snooze alarm like 10 times without batting an eye.
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And therefore, being able to roll out of bed, get ready, and be out the door in under 20 minutes flat.
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Fostering relationships with only people who are truly sensitive/understanding of your perpetually tired needs.
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Making it seem like you're attentive and participating in a convo, when you're really thinking about how soon you'll be able to go to bed.
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Procrastinating and pushing back everything on your to-do list for other ~priorities~.
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Creating systems that allow you to reach everything from your bed so you never have to leave it.
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Keeping a detailed mental list of what foods and drinks will have you totally lights out in no time.
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Resisting the extreme urge to fall asleep when faced with a prime sleeping environment.
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And last but not least, actually getting a full eight hours of sleep and somehow still managing to feel tired the next morning.
