1.
When you didn't put on a bra to walk the dog, but you wave to your neighbor anyway.
2.
I'm writing a mystery novel. It's called My Bra Size.
3.
Just learned my mom likes to keep the house at erect nipple temp. Related: don't look at me.
4.
But Can You Wear A Bra With It!?, the game where top scientists help ordinary women determine which sundresses they can leave the house in
5.
Him: MY EYES ARE UP HERE Me: *still looking at my own boobs*
6.
Idea: vending machines at all these new trampoline places, only for sports bras.
7.
i need to buy a new bra so i did the math and if 300 people contribute $20 i should be able to afford one that will fall apart in 3 months
8.
How sad for swimsuit designers that they've never seen or touched a human boob. I mean, I'm assuming.
9.
Sports bra and seat belt. Nope
10.
If evolution is real then why don't men have inverted holes in their chests for our boobs to fit into when we hug them
11.
i dont understand the girls who sleep with their bras on like why what did your boobs ever do to you?
12.
wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra
13.
My favorite part of summer is that having cleavage sweat makes me feel like I actually have cleavage!
14.
Ladies who wear underwire bras, remember you always have a shank readily available
15.
me: ugh google whys my boob so itchy also me: wearing the same bra like 4 days in a row hasnt showered got food stuck in bra google: cancer
16.
I can't get my phone screen to work when I'm wearing gloves, but somehow by having it in my shirt pocket, my boob was using the internet...
17.
Relationship Status: Feeling up my own boobs and thinking, hey these are pretty awesome, I see what the fuss is about.
18.
It's pretty unfair that girls lose their boobs when they get in shape but all guys lose is their ability to walk by a mirror without flexing
19.
*takes off bra* *Dorito chip falls out* Nice.