1. You jolt awake on a couch.
2. You frantically open your clutch and search for your cards and phone.
3. You tiptoe to the bathroom and gulp down handfuls of water straight from the sink.
4. You look in the mirror and deep into your eyeliner and mascara-smeared eyes.
5. You go into your friend's room and see that she is awake too.
6. Your phone finally turns on and your heart starts racing.
7. You delete all of your ratchet Snaps.
8. You sit back on the couch and stare at a wall.
9. You start remembering some of your terrible decisions from last night.
10. You open your bank account app and start crying when you see your statement.
11. The post-drinking anxiety kicks in.
12. Squad all wakes up and someone mentions brunch.
13. On the ride to brunch you announce that this is the start of your new life.
14. You enter brunch heaven and see all the other hungover AF zombies who also arrived from Wasted World.
15. You look at the menu and avoid the section about Sunday Funday drank specials.
16. The whole group orders the Bloody Mary bar and you get jealous.
17. You chug down your entire glass of water and one of your friends offers you a sip of her Bloody Mary masterpiece.
18. You get raging FOMO.
19. “Excuse me, I’d also like to do the Bloody Mary bar. Thanks!”
20. You all finish your Bloodys and ask the server about other Sunday Funday specials.
21. Repeat steps 1-20 every weekend.
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