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This Guy Just Proved That Spiders Don't Crawl In Your Mouth When You Sleep

NOPE. NOPE. NOOOOOPE!

We've always heard of that study that at least eight spiders crawl into our mouths while we're sleeping every year, right? So, Shane Madej decided to get to the bottom of it IRL with professional spider handler Diana Terranova.

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Scrolling through Facebook, there are so many so-called "studies." Some of them accurate, and some of them complete BS.

The trusty crawler handler started with the orb spider, which are commonly found in people's backyards. But will it go into Shane's chomper?

Close, but no cigar!

The two continued with yet another one to see if it would make the journey. Maybe aggressive tactics would work...

Not so much!

Maybe blowing on it would help...

Shane was starting to think that the spider woman was sorta into this...but her spider collection, not so much! This olios spider, the largest of the huntsman, slayed and ~actually~ TOUCHED HIS MOUTH:

By this point, you'd think Shane would be over it, exhausted, and physically traumatized, right?

Thinking YES.