This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!Buzz·Posted on Jul 1, 20148 Truths To Being In A Relationship With A Pole DancerThink you've got a personal exotic dancer at home? Think again.by S RumsCommunity Brand PublisherFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Say goodbye to meaningful conversations. Via poledancingadventures.com She's so busy planning her next routine, she hasn't listened to you in weeks. 2. But your bros think you've got it made! Via poledancingadventures.com :( No, not really. 3. On the bright side, she is freakishly strong. Via poledancingadventures.com And I mean REALLY strong! 4. You thought about asking her out on a date again... Via poledancingadventures.com But let's face it. There's a recital/competition/photo-shoot coming up. She's too busy. 5. You really hate it when people blame you for the bruises. Via poledancingadventures.com Pole dancing is a full contact sport! 6. And going to see your family means she may cover up. Via poledancingadventures.com It's just easier to avoid the questions that way. 7. Just when you think you've been forgotten, she totally shows you what she's learned. Via poledancingadventures.com And she looks so damn cool. 8. Admittedly, it's pretty awesome being with a pole dancer. Via poledancingadventures.com She's confident, elegant and can probably lift you over her head. You don't mess with that. Want to know more? Pledge for the PDA book on Kickstarter! Via bitly.com Visit the Pole Dancing Adventures Kickstarter to get your copy of the book!