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Posted on Jul 1, 2014

8 Truths To Being In A Relationship With A Pole Dancer

Think you've got a personal exotic dancer at home? Think again.

by S Rums

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8 Truths To Being In A Relationship With A Pole Dancer

1. Say goodbye to meaningful conversations.

2. But your bros think you've got it made!

3. On the bright side, she is freakishly strong.

4. You thought about asking her out on a date again...

5. You really hate it when people blame you for the bruises.

6. And going to see your family means she may cover up.

7. Just when you think you've been forgotten, she totally shows you what she's learned.

8. Admittedly, it's pretty awesome being with a pole dancer.

Want to know more? Pledge for the PDA book on Kickstarter!

8 Truths To Being In A Relationship With A Pole Dancer

1. Say goodbye to meaningful conversations.

2. But your bros think you've got it made!

3. On the bright side, she is freakishly strong.

4. You thought about asking her out on a date again...

5. You really hate it when people blame you for the bruises.

6. And going to see your family means she may cover up.

7. Just when you think you've been forgotten, she totally shows you what she's learned.

8. Admittedly, it's pretty awesome being with a pole dancer.

Want to know more? Pledge for the PDA book on Kickstarter!

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