How Many Different Ways Can This Be Said?

I fancy myself an apprentice to the master of the English language, but I believe that we all of the ability to come up with some pretty unique words. I want to come up with the longest list of different, humorous, f'd up, crazy ways of saying this one simple phrase "Do Not Make." My friend Liz already has one...."Do Not Create This." Now it is your turn. Ready. Set. GOO!