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58 Awesome Ways To Make Your Teacher Wanna Backhand You

*hums the Mission Impossible theme*

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1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the Mission Impossible theme...)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask ''Why?'' continuously

5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream, “THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!!”

6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.

9. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say, “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” Then sit there and smile sweetly.

10. When you have a supply teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then, when they say ''Hello, my name is Mr./Mrs (insert name here)'', you stand up and say, “PROVE IT!”

13. When you leave the class bow and say, “May the force be with you, young one.”

16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena.

22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well

24. Hand in an essay where every word is misspelt

26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, “The queen is never late, everyone else is simply early”.

29. Tell yourself knock knock jokes, then laugh loads.

30. Hide under your desk and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING!”

32. Bring in a year 7 and says he’s your new pet.

34. When your teacher asks you a question just stare at them.

36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it.

37. If you’re playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win.

39. Make paperclip jewellery. E.g. necklaces, earrings etc…

40. Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!”

41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says, ''I am retarded''

43. If you find a pencil on the floor, jump onto a desk, hold up the pencil, and yell, "LITTERING IS WRONG!! WHOEVER DROPPED THIS MUST BE PUNISHED!!" Then run around the room singing in a foreign language.

44. Yell “LIAR!” to everything they say.

46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, IT’S SPREADING!”

47. When a substitute teacher is taking attendance, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say, ''Your worst Nightmare''.

48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down and shout, ”OOOHH I KNOW THIS”

49. When a teacher calls on you say, ”I forgot.''

54. When the teacher makes a statement, stand boldly and shout, "I OBJECT!!"

55. Repeat the last word the teacher says but say it much louder.

58. When it's your turn to answer a question, shout, "NEXT!"

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