1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the Mission Impossible theme...)
2. After everything your teacher says, ask ''Why?'' continuously
3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask "Does somebody need a hug?” very loudly
4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”
5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream, “THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!!”
6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.
7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, “You're racist against paper, aren't you?”
9. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say, “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” Then sit there and smile sweetly.
10. When you have a supply teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then, when they say ''Hello, my name is Mr./Mrs (insert name here)'', you stand up and say, “PROVE IT!”
11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, “My goldfish died.” Then, burst into tears.
12. When handing in your homework, write, ''This paper will self-destruct in 10 seconds'' at the bottom.
13. When you leave the class bow and say, “May the force be with you, young one.”
14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused.
15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream.
16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena.
17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room
18. Raise your hand and say “I totally agree” after everything your teacher says
19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow
21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was “a disturbance”
23. “The homework’s due now? Oh, give me a minute then.”
25. Run in the room screaming, “THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!”
26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, “The queen is never late, everyone else is simply early”.
27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, “I’m sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.”
28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream “AAH MY EYES!!”
30. Hide under your desk and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING!”
31. When someone knocks on the door, shout, “OH NO, THEY’RE COMING FOR ME!”
33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb.
35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice.
36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it.
38. Glue all their scissors together.
40. Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!”
42. Talk to a pen.
43. If you find a pencil on the floor, jump onto a desk, hold up the pencil, and yell, "LITTERING IS WRONG!! WHOEVER DROPPED THIS MUST BE PUNISHED!!" Then run around the room singing in a foreign language.
44. Yell “LIAR!” to everything they say.
45. Smile. All the time.
46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, IT’S SPREADING!”
47. When a substitute teacher is taking attendance, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say, ''Your worst Nightmare''.
50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favourite song.
51. When the teacher is not facing you, get the whole class to move their desks forward towards the him/her.
52. Hum throughout the lesson, but make sure you do not get caught.
53. When a teacher asks you a question, reply, "ERM, COMPUTER SAYS NOOO!!"
56. Get everybody to swap seats while the teacher is turned.
57. When you hear a police car siren from outside, run around screaming, ''Oh no, they're here! They must have found the body! HELP!''
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