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58 Awesome Ways To Make Your Teacher Wanna Backhand You

*hums the Mission Impossible theme*

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2. After everything your teacher says, ask ''Why?'' continuously

5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream, “THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!!”

6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.

10. When you have a supply teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then, when they say ''Hello, my name is Mr./Mrs (insert name here)'', you stand up and say, “PROVE IT!”

13. When you leave the class bow and say, “May the force be with you, young one.”

16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena.

22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well

26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, “The queen is never late, everyone else is simply early”.

30. Hide under your desk and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING!”

36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it.

37. If you’re playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win.

40. Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!”

43. If you find a pencil on the floor, jump onto a desk, hold up the pencil, and yell, "LITTERING IS WRONG!! WHOEVER DROPPED THIS MUST BE PUNISHED!!" Then run around the room singing in a foreign language.

44. Yell “LIAR!” to everything they say.

46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, IT’S SPREADING!”

47. When a substitute teacher is taking attendance, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say, ''Your worst Nightmare''.

48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down and shout, ”OOOHH I KNOW THIS”

54. When the teacher makes a statement, stand boldly and shout, "I OBJECT!!"

55. Repeat the last word the teacher says but say it much louder.

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