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12 Signs That You Are Probably A Muslim Living In America #MuslimProblems

Yeah, you were born here, or maybe you moved here very early in life. The point is you are both an American and a Muslim.

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1. Knowing the vegetarian version of everything at fast food restaurants because the only meat you can eat is Halal meat, A.K.A. “Muslim Kosher.”

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"Yeah, I'll get a chalupa, replace the meat with beans... and a taco, no meat... yes beans." I now hate beans.

2. When your friends of other faiths automatically assume you know Arabic.

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I know like 3 words... Salaam! Allah! and uh... Muslim!

3. Avoiding to read the ingredients on anything. Because if you don’t read it there is no gelatin.

Starbursts! and Lifesavers! and Skittles! Oh my!
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Starbursts! and Lifesavers! and Skittles! Oh my!

4. Feeling a little bit awkward at airports even though you know you are totally innocent.

5. Knowing all of the secret quiet places in malls and/or public places.

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Because you’ve got a meeting with God, 5 times a day. Everyday. For the rest of your life.

6. The only people who actually use their compass app on their phones are hikers and you.

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“Which way is North East? I've got to pray.”

7. Seeing another fellow stranger Muslim and feeling obliged for you to acknowledge each other’s presence.

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* quick smile * look down * walk away fast *

8. When friends of other faiths ask why a watering can/genie lamp is in your bathroom.

"Cleanliness is the key to faith..." don't judge me.
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"Cleanliness is the key to faith..." don't judge me.

9. When you say you’ve never tasted bacon and your friends react like:

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Does turkey bacon count? ...No? Okay.

10. That moment you stop yourself from saying “InshAllah”, “MashAllah”, or “SubhanAllah” ...

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...because you’re having a conversation with a non-Muslim.

11. Having to explain to your teachers/employer the difference between the two Eid’s and why it’s like getting to celebrate Christmas twice a year.

And, yes you need the day off, maybe even the week? :)Because it's rainin' Eidi all day errrday!
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And, yes you need the day off, maybe even the week? :)

Because it's rainin' Eidi all day errrday!

12. Having two wardrobes, and looking great in both:

Swag. Islamic Swag.Most of the girls got their nice jilbabs and abaya's... but you know we can rock that jeans and sparkly top! And guys, I see you, too! Wearin' that thawb/thobe like you own the place!
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Swag. Islamic Swag.

Most of the girls got their nice jilbabs and abaya's... but you know we can rock that jeans and sparkly top!

And guys, I see you, too! Wearin' that thawb/thobe like you own the place!

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