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The Definitive Ranking Of The "Mighty Ducks"

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19. Peter Mark

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Appeared: The Mighty Ducks

Pros: rocks a leather jacket

Cons: small, angry, didn't get chosen for Team USA

Peter is a negative kid who isn't a great player, who tried to turn the whole team against Coach Bombay. Thank god Bombay dumped him for the Junior Goodwill Games.

17. Dave Karp

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Appeared: The Mighty Ducks

Pros: a bit of fun

Cons: didn't get chosen for Team USA, likes touching dog poo, unfit

Poor Dave, even in a team with Goldberg he was the unfit, untalented one. He was universally liked by the rest of the team and is a bit of fun.

16. Tammy Duncan

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Appeared: The Mighty Ducks

Pros: good skater

Cons: doesn't like hockey, didn't get chosen for Team USA

Lets be honest, Tammy is a figure skater and was forced to join the team when they needed numbers. Thank god Bombay got it together and let her continue figure skating then add her to the Team USA roster.

15. Terry Hall

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Appeared: The Mighty Ducks

Pros: related to Jesse Hall

Cons: didn't get chosen for Team USA, might be dead

Seriously!! What even happened to Terry?? Definitely a stronger skater then some of the other team that made it to Team USA - maybe he found his real family and joined the "Empire"

14. Luis Mendoza

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Appeared: D2 & D3

Pros: 1.9 seconds blue line to blue line, good looking skater

Cons: cannot stop!

Luis is a fast skater however has a major problem as he cannot stop! How do you make a national team when you don't know how to stop! He is a danger on the ice.

13. Lester Averman

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Appeared: All 3 films

Pros: funny, lightens the mood

Cons: not a great skater, no committment

Averman is one of the worst of the team to make it to Team USA. He is a bit of fun, but when he should be concentrating on the game, he is too busy making jokes and distracting others. At least he has his job at the cinema to fall back on.

12. Kenny Wu

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Appeared: D2 & D3

Pros: amazing skater, high pressure experience

Cons: small

Wu, Wu, Wu, Kenny Wu! Great name, but didn't bring a huge amount to the team. He is the best skater, but his lack of hockey experience means he was used as more of a spectacle then an actual part of the team.

11. Greg Goldberg

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Appeared: All 3 films

Pros: good defender, fills up the net

Cons: bad goalkeeper, unfit

Lets be honest - Goldberg should have never made the Junior Goodwill Games! In junior hockey he was an average goalie. He has poor movement and flexibility, however he found his role when he was moved to defense.

10. Connie Moreau

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Appeared: All 3 films

Pros: she is not a lady she's a duck, team player

Cons: small

Connie is the ultimate team player, she goes in hard for the puck. We don't see a huge amount of skill from her and she is not who you would put in during those tense times.

She however has the best boyfriend with Guy!

9. Russ Tyler

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Appeared: D2 & D3

Pros: knucklepuck

Cons: smart ass, his scoring technique takes too long to set up

Russ Tyler was a great addition to the team when Banks got injured. He has never been shown to be the best skater but his knucklepuck is amazing. However it takes way too long to set up the shot and is easily spoiled.

8. Dean Portman

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Appeared: D2 & D3

Pros: good size, great dancer, not scared of anyone on the ice

Cons: bully, possible use of steriods, regularly gets kicked out of games

Despite his initial entrance Team USA needed Dean Portman - they needed his size, attitude and muscle. He is on the right side of dirty and found his OTP with Fulton.

7. Dwayne Robertson

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Appeared: D2 & D3

Pros: best puck handler, good skater, knows how to make an entrance

Cons: show-off, thinks its ok to rope people during a game

Dwayne is without a doubt the most talented in the team with a puck. He had a chance to be best on in the Junior Goodwill Games, however his selfish behaviour and down right dangerous behavior with this lasoo is not ok.

6. Guy Germaine

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Appeared: All 3 films

Pros: best dressed, strong skater, knows what he is doing

Cons: distracted by Connie

Guy is a great team player with some good skills. One of the original ducks who deserved to at least try out for Team USA. He is also the best looking of the bunch and wins best dressed.

5. Fulton Reed

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Appeared: All 3 films

Pros: great slap shot, good team mate

Cons: not accurate shooter, not a great skater

So whilst Guy is a better player then Fulton, Fulton makes his presence known on and off the ice. Fulton is not a strong skater but he has an amazing shot that is know to leave puck marks in goalies hands. Definitely a team favourite!

4. Charlie Conway

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Appeared: All 3 films

Pros: heart of the team, selfless player, good triple deke

Cons: dislikes authority, not the best player

Charlie is not the best player in the team and the whole team have questioned Bombay's trust in him. Despite this he is the ultimate team player who lives and breathers the ducks. Charlie is willing to give up his spot for others (even though Bonbay should have dropped someone else) and is the heart of the ducks. Go Captain Duck!

3. Julie "The Cat" Gaffney

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Appeared: D2 & D3

Pros: quick glove, good experience, guys love her

Cons: doesn't get enough game time

Julie was the best goalie on the team, however didn't get enough playing time due to Bombay's fondness for Goldberg. Single handily she won the final game as a cold goalie due to her having the quick glove. Thank god in the 3rd film she was promoted to No 1 Goalie!

2. Jesse Hall

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Appeared: Mighty Ducks & D2

Pros: great skater, leader of the flying V

Cons: Attitude problem

Jesse is an amazing player - a great skater, great puck handler and can hold his own against the stronger players. He is someone who will always take a shot in the 5 shot shootout. A little attitude problem, but we can overlook that.

1. Adam Banks

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Appeared: All 3 films

Pros: best player on the team, loves hockey

Cons: injury prone, worst dressed

Adam Banks is hands down the best hockey player and the one with the most potential to go pro after high school. He is an amazing skater, puck handler and knows the game. He is injury prone and tries to play through the pain (which is never a good idea). He is a champion and deserves the rightful spot of No 1 player.

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