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    54 Things That Happen On Every Episode Of "Geordie Shore"

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    1. This program contains strong language and sexual references from the outset and throughout

    2. Charlotte talks about how Gary is a bellend

    3. Charlotte admits to falling in love with Gary

    4. Charlotte cries over Gary hooking up with another girl

    5. James goes on about how pretty his girlfriend is

    6. Holly wears a top that shows off her assets

    7. The girls look terrible during the day

    8. Scotty T talks about how great he is a bucking girls

    9. Scotty T & Gary go on the prowl

    10. Gary hooks up with a girl who's name he doesn't know

    11. The house is an absolute pigsty

    12. Ring Ring.... the phone goes

    13. Lots of pictures of the Tyne

    14. Charlottes pees in a disgusting place

    15. Holly flirts with everyone but never hooks up

    16. Vicky calls someone a "twat"

    17. James is there

    18. Shots, shots, shots, shots

    19. The F*ck Hut gets used

    20. They all get into taxis

    21. They all fall out of taxis

    22. Somebody complains about going to work

    23.Gary takes a "Worldie" home

    24. Holly's hair looks terrible

    25. Someone with a partner explains how they are going to stay faithful

    26. Scotty T doesn't wear a shirt

    27. Gary makes a pun about having sex

    28. Vicky tells it like it is

    29. You see Marnie and forget she was even on the show

    30. People get half naked in the pool or hot tub

    31. A girl leave the house looking ashamed after having sex with Gary or Scotty T

    32. You wonder where Jay is and want him to come back

    33. James does some weights

    34. You don't understand what the hell they are talking about

    35. The guys go on the prowl

    36. Charlotte writes herself off

    37. Someone says something twitter worthy

    38. Someone leaves the house

    39. The girls look extremely underdressed for the middle of winter

    40. Holly has a crush on a guy in the house

    41. Holly gets rejected by a guy in the house

    42. They hit up the club

    43. They talk about the "Family"

    44. Gary is overall bit of a douche

    45. Scotty T is a major douche

    46. Charlotte says something dumb

    47. The boys straighten their hair

    48. Vicky has bitch face on

    49. The go on a family outing that makes no sense

    50. Someone vomits in their bed

    51. Someone vomits on themselves

    52. The boys do weights

    53. The girls put on fake tan

    54. You wonder how often the sheets get cleaned