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9 Reasons For A Social Media Intervention

We're only saying this because we love you.

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1. It's the first thing you do when you wake up

The Beatniks had cigarettes and coffee; the Beat Clicks have Snapchat and Facebook.

2. You check your Facebook like playing a slot machine

It doesn’t matter how many times you play it - you’re never going to win!

3. You have withdrawal symptoms from not checking Social Media

I’M NOT ADDICTED. I CAN STOP ANYTIME.

4. You sign into Facebook and don’t know how you got there

What am I doing? How did I get here?

5. You only know people by their Facebook names

6. You respect people because of the number of likes they receive

100 likes you say? I always knew she was a good person...

7. You’ve planned the next 5 photos you’re going to upload.

Planning posts like a Social Media Chess champion.

8. If most of your conversations are about people’s social media

For the Social Media Mogul's with incredible meme-ories.

9. Facebook knows you better than anyone else

I spend all my time with him. He's the one.

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