[baby monitor lights up] "She's moving."
"Do you want to get her, or should I?"
"What? This is my usual breastfeeding-in-the-middle-of-the-night face."
"No. No. I just put you down. You were sleeping."
"Oh, that's fine, dear. You just keep on sleeping through this mess."
"How? How can you scream for so long?"
"Alright, kid. It's been 2 hours and you're finally down. I dare you to wake up."
"No. God. No. I don't-- I need-- What do I do?"
"I don't remember sleep."
"Wait... wait... omg. OMG. I think she's down. I think that's it."
[2 brief hours of sleep later...] [baby monitor lights up] "She's moving."
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