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11 Holiday Dad Jokes You Didn't Know You Needed In Your Life

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1. Why does Santa hate going down the chimney?

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2. Which reindeer loves cleaning?

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3. Why do Christmas trees love the past?

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4. Why did Mrs. Claus insist Santa take an umbrella?

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5. What's the first thing an elf learns in school?

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6. Who was the snowman's favorite aunt?

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7. Which reindeer needs an attitude adjustment?

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8. What do you call an elf that sings?

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9. Why does Santa go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

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10. Why was Santa's little helper sad?

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11. What does one snowman say to the other?

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