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    22 Things Renaissance Faires Do Better Than The Real World

    All these "modern technologies" and "progressive social norms" are great, but there are a few things the olde worlde had figured out better than us. Thankfully, Ren Faires are there to bring us back.

    1. Food.

    2. Booze.

    3. Bartenders.

    4. Hats.

    5. Coffee.

    6. Smoothies.

    7. Politics.

    8. Sports.

    9. Family crests.

    10. Personal heralds.

    11. Children's activities.

    12. Childcare.

    13. Punishment.

    14. Music.

    15. Work.

    16. Living rooms.

    17. Etsy.

    18. Church.

    19. Architecture.

    20. Jewelry.

    21. Boners.

    22. Boobs.